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A blonde walks into a bar and says T.G.I.F. A Man in the bar says S.H.I.T to her. She looks at him and says T.G.I.F again and he says S.H.I.T again. "Why are you saying that?" The blonde asked "I'm sayin Thank God its Friday!" She said. The man looks at her and says "I know, Im saying sorry honey, its thursday."
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Sex joke!! Lol
Body: Okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is sleeping below so he tells
his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it harder and "tomato" if
she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts out, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there!" You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
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food, music ,computer ,chruch ,and school
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people that r fake , bully's, and people that r lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wildthing has 4 friend(s)
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