How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic : Only 1

Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10

One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians : None

Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic : None

Candles only.

Baptists : At least 15.

One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and

to decide who brings

the potato salad and fried chicken

Episcopalians: 3

One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how

much better the old one

was.

Mormons : 5

One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians :

We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for

a light bulb. However,

if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are

invited to write a poem

or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service,

in which we will

explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent,

fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and

tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists : Undetermined

Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You

can be a light bulb,

turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday

lighting service and a covered

dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6

One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None

Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish :

What's a light bulb?