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Humor to Share
Posted On: 03/02/2007 20:55:22
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Some humor to share...
Lack of planning on your part does not necessarily mean an emergency on my part.
Many people don't get ulcers---they're only carriers.
There is no substitute for brains, but silence does pretty well.
There is a lot to learn from Socrates: He was a philosopher, he spent most of his time giving advice......he was poisoned.
Most parents chain their dog...yet let their children run wild.
Some complain because the rose has thorns...some give thanks because the thorns have roses.
We the willing led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
They call it take-home pay because there is no other place you can afford to go with it.
The opinions expressed by the husband in this house are not necessarily those of the management.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well to be thought half as good. (Luckily this is not difficult!)
Women's faults are many, men have only two, everything they say and everything they do!
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