NEW SONG from THE LP 2006 (c)All Rights Reserved. TWO WRONG DON'T MAKE A RIGHT (blues style) Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Make a right. Make a right. Make a right. Verse I (recitation) How can you strangle on a little bug but swallow a hog whole? How can you pull the splinter from my eye when in your eye is a telephone pole? To Chorus Verse II Sure I mess up. I am not afraid to admit to my mistakes. But how come my boo boos smell like putrid but yours smell like cakes? To Chorus Verese III Be careful when you gnaw at me and devour me with your words. For if I succomb to my desire and bite you back, we'll both be a couple of dead ole birds. To Chorus Verse IV You want me to look at your heart and measure you by your intentions so sweet. But when I do what you think not right, I'm weighed in the balance and kicked in the seat. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two WRRRRROOONNNGGGzzzzzzz (Big Finale) Donnn'tttttttt Makkkkkke uh Riiiitttteeeee. (Bows, picks up roses and skates off stage.) Written by: Lisa D. Piper (c)2006/PraiseHim Publishing All Rights Reserved. BMI