IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, IT IS A HOOT!!! Dentist's Hymn....................Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn..................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn......................The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn......................Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn..................... There's a Green Hill Far Away The Politician's Hymn................Standing on the Promises Optometrist's Hymn....................Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS Agent's Hymn................I Surrender All The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On The Electrician's Hymn..............Send The Light The Shopper's Hymn.................Sweet Bye and Bye The Realtor's Hymn.................... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop The Massage Therapists Hymn.... He Touched Me The Doctor's Hymn...................... The Great Physician AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns: 45mph....................God Will Take Care of You 65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee 85mph...................This World Is Not My Home 95mph...................Lord, I'm Coming Home 100mph.........Precious Memories Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.