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THE U IN JESUS


Before U were thought of or time had begun,
God stuck U in the name of His Son.

And each time U pray, you'll see it's true,
You can't spell out JesUs and not include U.

You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name,
For U, He was born; that's why He came.

And His great love for U is the reason He died.
It even takes U to spell crUcified.

Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand
He rose from the dead, with U in His plan?

The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew,
and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U.

When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension,
He felt there was one thing He just had to mention.

"Go into the world and tell them it's true
That I love them all - Just like I love U."

So many great people are spelled with a U,
Don't they have a right to know JesUs too?

It all depends now on what U will do,
He'd like them to know,
But it all starts with U.

Subject: Cherokee Legend
       
        Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's
rite of passage?  His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him
and leaves him  alone.

        He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not
remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it.
He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is
a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each
lad must come into manhood on his own.
       
        The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of
noises.  Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some
human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook
his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfol d. It would
be the only way he could become a man!
       
        Finally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he
removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting
on the stump next to him.  He had been at watch the entire night,
protecting his son from harm.
       
        We, too, are never alone. Even when we don't know it,
our Heavenly Father is watching over us, sitting on the stump beside us.
When trouble comes all we have to do is reach out to Him.
       
        If you liked this story, pass it on. If not, you took
off your blindfold before dawn...

THE U IN JESUS Before U were thought of or time had begun, God stuck U in the name of His Son. And each time U pray, you'll see it's true, You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. When JesUs left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. "Go into the world and tell them it's true That I love them all - Just like I love U." So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know, But it all starts with U. Will YOU pass it on. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for him, forward this.

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would
plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts.
Their eyes would always light up with awe, but she never got a response equal to
four-year old David's comment. Gently she tucked the stethoscope into his ears
and placed the disk over his heart.  "Listen", she said..........."What do you
suppose that is?"  He drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up
as if lost in the mystery of the strange tap - tap - tapping deep in his chest.
Then his face broke out in a wondrous grin and he asked, "Is that Jesus
knocking?"   

BOOKS

 Pediatric Nurse

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would

plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts.

Their eyes would always light up with awe, but she never got a response equal

to four-year old David's comment.

 Gently she tucked the stethoscope into his ears and placed the disk over his

heart. "Listen", she said..........."What do you suppose that is?" He drew his

eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up as if lost in the mystery of

the strange tap - tap - tapping deep in his chest. Then his face broke out in a

wondrous grin and he asked, "Is that Jesus knocking?"

 

Cat's New Year Resolutions...Body: *Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions*

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.

It is not necessary to check every door.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when they are on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are *not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has watched a horror movie.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has watched the X-Files.

I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night and then yell at the top of my lungs so that my humans can admire my "kill."

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare until they wake up.

I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important adagfsg gdjag ;ln.

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

I wanted to let everyone know that I have moved, and wanted to give you my new address. I have moved from Beggars' Alley located on Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Busted Circle.  As of today, I have a brand new home.

My new address is:
Living Well Drive in the Abundance Subdivision, located at the corner of Blessings Street and Thankful Peak. You get there by taking the Praising Him Interstate, which runs North, South, East and West. No Longer will I allow myself to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul Route, because it's located at a dead-end intersection called: I Don't Have, that crosses Borrowers' Junction.

I no longer hang out at Failures' Place near Excuses Avenue, next to Procrastination Mall. I've moved on to an upscale community called Higher Heights with unlimited potential and opportunities for me to Succeed--look at me!!

Please know that each day that Jesus awakens me, I am thankful to be a product of my new environment.  I am dressed in His finest. Let me introduce you to all of my new neighbors:   

 

CONCEIVE IT,
BELIEVE IT,
ACT ON IT,
HAVE FAITH,
BE PERSISTENT,
AND ALWAYS BE PREPARED TO ACHIEVE.
  

     There is still room on the block!

The Seniors Breakfast Special

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Send this to the Seniors in your life. I sure they'll appreciate it!!  
Even non-seniors will appreciate it!!!!!  It pays to think outside the box!
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special"
Was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
Because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked
Incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife  replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than
Once  

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