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Rules from God for 2007
Posted On 02/16/2007 20:33:51

1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day.

"Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it" - Psalms 118:24


2. Dress Up !! The best way to dress up is to put on a smile. A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

"The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at outward appearance; but the Lord looks at the heart." - I Samuel 16:7


3 Shut Up!! Say nice things and learn to listen.   God gave us two ears and one mouth, so He must  have meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.

"He who guards his lips guards his soul." - Proverbs 13:3

4. Stand Up!!... For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything..

"Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good..."  - Galatians 6:9-10


5. Look Up !!... To the Lord.

"I can do everything through Christ who strengthens me." - Philippians 4:13

6. Reach Up !!... For something higher.

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding. In all your ways, acknowledge Him, And He will direct your path." - Proverbs 3:5-6


7. Lift Up !!... Your Prayers.

"Do not worry about anything; Instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING." - Philippians 4:6


Murphy Wasn't the Only One
Posted On 02/11/2007 10:21:32
Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Everything that can go
wrong will go wrong. Well, there are many other related Lawsl. Here
are some:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
--Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

Identical parts aren't. --Beach's Law

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
--Anthony's Law of the Workshop

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
--Tussman's Law

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
--Lowery's Law

The solution to a problem changes the problem.
--Peer's Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved
by brute strength and ignorance.
--William's Law

Handy Guide to Modern Science:
1. If it's green or it wiggles, it's Biology.
2. If it stinks, it's Chemistry.
3. If it doesn't work, it's Physics.

Machines should work. People should think.
--IBM's Pollyanna Principle:

The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place
where they can do the least damage - management.
--The Dilbert Principle

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
--Ehrlich's Law

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are
in a hurry.
--Ralph's Observation

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
--Cannon's Comment

Thinly sliced cabbage.
--Cole's Law


SAYING GRACE IN A RESTAURANT
Posted On 02/11/2007 09:25:58

Last week, I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all! Amen!"


Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really?" my son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied.


Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."


Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes; and my soul is good already."

-author unknown 


Check out my news items!
Posted On 02/11/2007 02:02:31

I've been looking into the new news feature on here and submitted 3 stories:

Sports

Christian

Entertainment

If you have the time, check them out! (And if you think they merit it, please "vote them up"!)

Thanks!



Sunday Morning
Posted On 01/31/2007 23:00:02
SUNDAY MORNING
 
Here we sit in church today,
All dressed in Sunday best.
But in our hearts, the inmost parts,
Are all our sins confessed?
Are we clinging to a vice?
A sin that doth beset?
Have presented Christ our body,
Our heart, our all, our best...
Holy, acceptable unto God,
Available for His quest?
 
Or have we told Him, "Me first" Lord,
I've things I want to do.
I love this vise, this weight, this sin,
I won't give it up for you.
 
Do our hearts turn on every word,
Power from the Lord!
Or do we sit and squirm and state,
"I am so very bored".
Do our hearts yearn for Heaven's dew,
To quench our thirsty souls,
Or does it bounce off hearts of stone,
Indifferent and so cold?
 
Lord, I need to hear from YOU,
That's why I came today.
A touch from God is what I need
To help me, now, today.
 
Comfort and encouragement,
Or scolding some wrong deed,
Whatever YOU give me Lord,
Will be exactly what I need.
 
May we leave prepared to live
A holy life for Thee,
And heed YOUR call, "Take up thy cross,
Come, and follow me."
 
By Johnnie Jones

Housecleaning
Posted On 01/29/2007 00:37:55
Last Week I threw out Worrying, it was getting old and in the
way.

It kept me from being me; I couldn't do things God's way.

I threw out a book on
MY PAST
(Didn't have time to read it anyway).

Replaced it with
NEW GOALS, started reading it today.

I threw out
hate and bad memories,
(Remember how I treasured them so)?

Got me a
NEW PHILOSOPHY too, threw out the one from long ago.

Brought in some new books too, called
I CAN, I WILL, AND I MUST


Threw out
I might, I think and I ought.
WOW, you should've seen the dust.

I ran across an OLD FRIEND, I hadn't talked to in a while.

His name is GOD the Father, and I really like His style.

He helped me to do some cleaning and added some things Himself.

Like
PRAYER, HOPE, FAITH and LOVE,
Yes I placed them right on the shelf.

I picked up this special thing and placed it at the front door.

I FOUND IT- its called
PEACE. Nothing gets me down anymore.

Yes, I've got my house looking nice.

Looks good around the place.

For things like
Worry and Trouble there just isn't any space.

It's good to do a little house cleaning,
Get rid of the things on the shelf.

It sure makes things brighter; maybe you should TRY IT YOURSELF.
BE BLESSED AND BE A BLESSING TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

May the Lord open the windows of heaven and pour you out a blessing that you will not have room enough to receive it all.
Malachi 3:10.

May the Lord bless you exceedingly abundantly above all you could ever hope for.
Philippians 4:19.

My Attorney
Posted On 01/29/2007 00:35:52
After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a courthouse. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.

As I looked around I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen. I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.

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The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room. I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin."



The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this man belongs in hell." He proceeded to tell of lies I told, things I stole, and in the past when I cheated others. Satan told of other horrible perversions once in my life and the more he spoke, the further down in my seat I sank. I was so embarrassed, I couldn't look at anyone, even my own Attorney, as the Devil told of sins even I completely forgotten about. As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at My Attorney who sat there silently not offering any form of defense at all. I know I was guilty of those things, but I did some good in my life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I'd done?

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Satan finished with a fury and said, "This man belongs in hell, he is guilty of all I have charged and there is not a person who can prove otherwise."



When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the bench. The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and beckoned Him to come forward. As He got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in His full splendor and majesty. I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior.



He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, "Hi, Dad," then He turned to address the court. "Satan was correct in saying this man sinned, I won't deny any of these allegations. And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this man deserves to be punished."  

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Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, "However, I died on the cross so this person might have eternal life and he accepted Me as his Savior, so he is Mine."

My Lord continued with, "His name is written in the Book of Life and no one can snatch him from Me. Satan still does not understand yet. This man is not to be given justice, but rather mercy."



As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father and said,"There is nothing else that needs to be done. I've done it all."

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The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down. The following words bellowed from His lips... "This man is free The penalty for him was already paid in full. Case dismissed"



As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving, "I won't give up, I will win the next one."


I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, "Have you ever lost a case?" Christ lovingly smiled and said, "Everyone that comes to Me and asked Me to represent them, received the same verdict as you, "PAID IN FULL."

The Greatest Man in History
Posted On 01/29/2007 00:25:04
The Greatest Man in History is Jesus. 
He had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
I feel honored serve such a Leader who loves us!

Bank Account
Posted On 01/10/2007 07:08:39
I HAVE JUST DEPOSITED LOVE AND BLESSINGS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT WILL COST YOU NOTHING. I ASK THAT YOU JUST USE IT IN ABUNDANCE

YOUR PIN NUMBER IS:
J-E-S-U-S


** IMPORTANT NOTICE **
IF YOU LOSE YOUR PIN, YOU LOSE EVERYTHING

MAKE A DEPOSIT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S ACCOUNT TODAY!!

MAY YOUR TROUBLES BE LESS
YOUR BLESSINGS BE MORE
AND NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS
COME THROUGH YOUR DOOR



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