You said you couldnt write....what a weasle.... that thing was pretty good... and grammaticly correct.... or at least I am guessing it was....im not very good at grammer tee hee....
P.s. dont comment on the grammer thing...i already know what your gonna say...
"no your not very good at grammer....i agree...blah blah blah..." lolz
SLUGS DONT LIVE LONG WHERE I LIVE
sad, small, sweet, but o, so delicate are you young lady! i used to think you were a dying breed, but you're ever so suprising to my kind. she didnt whisper a word, or hint of any kind of remark to my saying these things about her. she looked down at the ground and stared for what seemd a eternity, then rose her eyes to mine and said, "I think I'm standing on a slug."
"No!" I shouted. I bent over and removed her foot from the place where she did stand. It was true. The signs were all there. My eyes met hers in but a moment. The pleading for understanding was masked only by a single droplet falling from lashes as long and black as I've ever seen.
She moved her lips silently as if to ask a question. I glanced around quickly, then pointed to the damp brick wall behind her and gently said, "Well at least you didn't lean up against the wall, then you might have killed that huge, hairy tarantula..." "What!?" she screamed. As she turned around her sadness instantly changed to fear as she...
saw the eight-legged monster staring straight at her. And just as she turned to run away, the spider leaped from the wall and landed on her shoulder. She tried to scream but her voice was paralyzed by fear! She thought to herself, "one bite from this terrible creature and i will be no more!" She was about to faint at the thought of dying with Dracula's posion in her vains when...
She realized that Dracula was a bat and not a spider. She smacked herself in the forehead as punishment for her ignorance and accidentally knocked herself into convulsions on the floor. When she stopped, the spider was good and dead. GOOD AND DEAD! Then a brick from the ceiling fell and sqashed her head. Then Sonic The Hedgehog ran into the room and yelled "Where's my CHILLI DOG?" She suddenly came back to life and took Sonic The Hedgehog to "Sonic" to get a Coney, which is basically the same thing as a chilli dog.... that's when suddenly.........
These people from a church called the River decided to post this silly ole story on here. This moron named Kyle posted it on this girl named Megan's page and she decided to send it to her brother Caleb so that he could use his imagination to tell everybody what happens to the girl and Sonic so he says……
Sonic felt the urge to let one rip but then he thought not in front of a lady ...but then he came to his senses and let it rip ...it was so bad that Penelope, the lady, passed out but thats Not where it ends, right after the gassing process occurred Tails, Sonics friend, lit a match, because everyone knows he smokes like a freight train, and the whole city erupted into.....
Shock and amazement! Penelope had finally arose from her unconsciousness, but when she did she couldn't remember anyone or anything that had happened in the past 24 hours! Not to mention she had a serious headache! So Sonic and Tails tried to refresh her memory, but nothing was seemed to work. Finally they decided to take her to the doctor. The doctor gave her some Advil to relief the pain and sent her home to get some rest. After she had rested for a couple days, Sonic and Tails decided to come to her apartment and try one more time to refresh her memory. Then after of hours of remind her of the previous happenings...she finally could remember everything! So...then she smacked Sonic for "letting one rip"! And oh the anger in her eyes...if it wasn't for him she wouldn't have been in this mess. Then suddenly Penelope's ex-boyfriend (Carlos) arrives...
Carlos burst through a wall screaming "HIIIITAAAACHHHHHIII!!!!!!!" His big overly bushy eye brows bellowed in the wind and his black karate belt gleamed like death....yeah... he took his karate pose... "I CHALLANGE YOU!!!!" Carlos screamed pointing towards Penelope.... Penelope cocked one eye brow... "But I dont know any martial ar.." "NEVER YOU MIND LADY!!!" carlos piped in "THEN WE SHALL HAVE A SISSY SLAPPING MATCH TO THE DEATH!!!!!!" Penelope crossed her arms and said smugly "you idiot....I cant fight you...Im bed ridden due to Hedgehog gasses...." Carlos pondered this.... "Well then.... I CHALLANGE YOUR current BOYFIEND TO A SISSY SLAPING MATCH TO THE DEATH!!!" ...Just then Penelope's man..... Jarred Kyle Hopper Mcpeek..(long name tee hee)....crashed through the celling. " I ACCENPT!!" He yepled... and the slapping began...their arms and hands flew faster that two fruity guys over a new pair of shoes as they planted hand prints on eachothers faces... then out of no where Jarred Kyle hopper Mcpeek Leaped backward and yelled "MUSHED SLUGG... I CHOOSE YOU!!!" THe little mushed slugg that penelope stepped on appeared out of nowhere and took a ninja stance... "OH YEAH!" Carlos screamed as he took a step back "MR TARANTUA!!!! I SUMMON YOU!!" up popped mr tarantua with his vampire fangs....
I know you have an excellent imagination, add to the story, then send it to someone else, then we'll all be a part of it...greatness, i know.
JRawk
LP
Bethany
your jamie
K-Ray
Megan
Caleb Cool
Nichole
Kurdy awesomeness piper
