Jul 18 2006, 1:54 am - By saya

Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway,42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your loving daughter, Celia. At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read: PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. ...

Jul 26 2006, 2:02 am - Replied by: lifelikechrist

OH MY GOODNESS!! THAT IS SOO FUNNY!!! hahhaa.

Jun 10 2008, 7:16 pm - Replied by: jesus_freak2010

wow that was crazy because my father is really into me getting strait A's

Jun 11 2008, 2:36 am - Replied by: ChristianSoldier777

HAHAHA THATS HILLARIOUS. My dad would kill me if i did something like that.

Jun 11 2008, 10:23 am - Replied by: love_christ013

lol funny

Jun 11 2008, 7:23 pm - Replied by: gods_jewel

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Jul 07 2008, 8:03 am - Replied by: dannymu

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL If only I had read this a few years ago...NO! I'd be grilled alive if I had done something like that!

Jul 21 2008, 12:42 pm - Replied by: froggym4him

OH WOW that's great! Thanks for posting!
Froggym4him

Jul 21 2008, 1:57 pm - Replied by: joseph2592

WOW! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. KEEP US LAUGHING PLZ. :) ROFL! LOL! HAHAHA!

Jul 22 2008, 1:37 pm - Replied by: Summerbloni

Thats is so funni my dad would so kill me If I didnt something like that.. lol my parents are really into my and my sisters getting straight A's..