Woke up this morning
It was still dark
Stretching and yawning
"How great thou art"

Went to the bathroom
Brushed a tooth or two
Felt like smiling
But two teeth won't do

Flopped in my chair
Good book in hand
singin "woe is me,
Toothless sinful man"

Started readin
"this, thout, whot, art...
Felt like a no armed man
Tryin finger paintin art

Some wise rich teacher
Long time ago said
Life is vain...(scratching head)
And then you're dead.

So go be happy
Eat drink and play
Somethin about two friends and fallin down
and stayin warm at night, or somethin... anyway

Soo I got two teeth
'd be nice to have more
So I just asked God
"What are two teeth for?"

Right before He answered...
I fell asleep
Woke up to the bleeting
Of a room full of sheep?!?

The stood up and sang
Baa Baa Baa (n'sync I had to do it)
And exited door front
It took all I had in me
To shut that smile up

I couldn't take it
I's about to blow
"Two teeth are for smilin..."
I don't think so

I shut the door
Turned right around
Focused my eyes on this creature with wings and a
Sword and shone like a taning bed light when you
Take the glasses off... Don't ask me how I know...
I ain't never been in no taning bed... :)
Then I hit the ground

This angel had a mullet
and tawked with a draw
Asked if I had Sweet tea
Best biblic mullet I ever saw

He said, "I'm here
to answer your prayer
as to why there's only
two teeth there

When God's love in your heart
Wants to brighten someones day
there ain't many teeth to
Stand in its way

A smile kept inside
Makes your breath bad...
not really but it
Makes you lood sad... and if you really are
Happy that's kinda like lying..."

Two teeth like a mullet
are a courageous lot
So go into all the world
and smile with the teeth you got!

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