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Recall
Posted On 02/26/2007 18:08:02 by pastorj
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RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
Manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the
Primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
Named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
Subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality, " or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
Expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental
&nb sp; Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this
Defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
Correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously
Offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it
With:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'
Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these
Fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
Correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers
And problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
Permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
Will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
Permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention.
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
Recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".
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